queenofthepiskies:

unfavorableinstigation:

Slightly Disconcerting Thing #394: The slowly but inexorably dawning realization that you are, in fact, a Slytherin.

One of us, one of us…

sapphirefiber:

sapphirefiber:

sapphirefiber:

On a scale of “lol” to “Gibbs Slap”, how much trouble do you reckon I’m gonna get in for Photoshopping a UFO into the latest iteration of this photo I’m restoring for my aunt?

The answer is apparently ‘no trouble at all’ because they didn’t even notice it.

Big flying saucer in the sky over my uncle’s college graduation and they completely missed it.

And yes, I did take it out before I sent the files to be printed. I’m not cruel.

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

voslaarum:

“Video games are my relaxation hobby” I whisper to myself through gritted teeth as I replay the same gameplay sequence for the 30th straight time with a deranged and obsessive tenacity towards reaching full completion

Fucking white people
every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

acting-captains-log:

This is a family photo; and you cannot tell me otherwise.

You guys, I’m leaving for Canada TOMORROW

I’m not panicking. Who me? Totally not panicking. Pshh, I’m fiiiiiine

*fast breathing*

Bunny Nose Pink, Benjamin Moore colour 2074-60.
Otherwise known as my new favourite colour.

Bunny Nose Pink, Benjamin Moore colour 2074-60.

Otherwise known as my new favourite colour.

eldermaslow:

agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

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NO THEY DIDN’T IT’S RIGHT HERE REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”

blindfaithcats, was this you? I bet it was you. You would do that.

You and your harmless fedoras.

riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

folkmessiah:

getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

quercusrubra:

Young Cas and Gabe (◡‿◡✿)